Steven lim

5 minutes ago, I was reading a stomp thread about this guy getting pawned by the other one because of some conflict.. blah blah..

And around the final pages, someone mentioned steven lim and even posted his web link there, including a quote from his website.

Since I was curious, mainly bored, so I clicked the link and visited the site. Not that I'm supporting him because, ew, he ruined my eyes because of his audition in Singapore Idol. I was watching Singapore Idol Audition because a friend's sister auditioned and of course, I want to see if she'll be on tv, unfortunately no. Anyway, I was watching the auditions and then in came him! He started singing and ALSO started stripping! Like, what the hell? Seriously, a desperado for attention only. However, I suppose he was smart enough to do that on Local TV because I'm pretty sure all he wanted was attention from the world. Unfortunately, he's mental to think he'd get good attention. Too thick skinned as well. Like who calls themselves the "most handsome guy in the worl"? He is in serious need of a psychiatrist before he drowns himself in his self-praises. Then again, that wouldn't be that bad, I mean, once his drowned .... well, we're free. Aren't we?

Right I've gone a little off my point here.

Anyway, as I was looking at his site, because I was CURIOUS AND BORED, I saw two pictures of him with quotes that made me puke like there's no tomorrow.

Good things must share!

That is not, I repeat, IS NOT good things that have to be shared! In fact, these are the things that had to be burned! AH! MY EYES!

Looking at the title of his website, "Welcome to The World's Most Handsome Guy Official Fan Web", it made me puke even more. I could see my breakfast splash to the ground, and I ate breakfast yesterday!

Seriously, in what way is those two picture.... nice looking? and nice looking is already a nice word to use. He looks so grotesquely deformed with the hairstyle and that skinny frame.

Yes I know i'm nowhere near the pretty side either, but at least I don't go saying that I'm the prettiest girl alive right? Seriously, if i started saying that, my brain have just been meddled with by the aliens that took Steven lim's brain.

Since when did skinny bodies and weird nerdy hairstyle become popular? He look like a 'manorexic' (anorexic man). I can't believe he even dared to pose for photos with a lame boxer. If he wanted to look more 'man' then he should have gone and wore a more neat looking boxer than one that is usually bought from 'pasar malams'.

Even my dog looks cuter than him! Yes, I actually have the evil guts inside me to compare him to an animal, an animal that has a higher calibre than him. I had to say the truth, right?

Not forgetting this phrase from his web:

Sincerely looking for a girlfriend, no matter you are black, white or
orange. As long you r pretty, nice, faithful n gorgeous & RICH.
Dun hesitate to adopt me. Application to be my girlfriend/stead now open! Whilst
stock last!

Now don't get me started on this................ Wait, I will!

Not only is he thick-skinned but he is also shallow. Typing "no matter you are black, white or orange" does not mean he is not the least bit superficial because he totally contradicts himself. The girl has to be pretty and gorgeous? Aren't those two almost the same meaning? Asking a girl to be pretty and gorgeous and RICH? I think he's beyond repair, he have absolutely lost it. If a girl that is pretty and gorgeous and rich dates him, I can only conjure two things from it.

1) The girl is blind, definitely lost her eyesight, and hopefully she never regains them if they both get married or she might get a heart attack.

2) The girl was drugged.

I know, right? Well, I could conjure more but I had to spare him at some point right? Or else, i'm no better than the grim reaper. Easily delivering people to their graves.

I'm pretty sure I can go on but I think I'll stop here before I vomit AGAIN.



(: I'm still a nice person, alright.