Totally mixed post

First off, I'll start it with a
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY
wish to FazlynY

Remember I posted about her birthday? Well, I'm going to details about it.

Like I said, it was a small party....

Hence there were only what 6 people present there, including the birthday girl. There would have been 7, if the other came, but she had something on, so understood.

We didn't have much food and drinks, in fact, we lack the drinks for the 6 people. There were only 4 cans of drinks and 6 people were present! All cans were bought based on the love(drinks) of each person. So tell me, how? I'm not too sure about that, but I think everyone just drank their own or shared one or two. Definitely no one shared mine, because I love to drink Sprite, not much in my group likes to drink it. Sprite is the best luh and all those who agree with me, comment! Click that small "comment" link at the bottom of the post. (:

I manged to actually snap a candid shot of the birthday girl drinking! I know what you're thinking, why is she so excited about snapping a photo of a person drinking? How utterly lame. BORING. NEXT! But you see, this was the only picture I took because I don't know what the heck happened to my so called "photographer" life.

Right then, now, to go to even smaller details of this party.

I was the organizer of this party, meaning, I invited all and asked all about it. Reena, Fa'izah, Jasmine, Juani helped make this a possibility. Reena and Fa'izah bought the cake(I think, if I'm wrong correct me, because I think my memory fails me) and I ate it! Well, not only me, they ate the cake too, and left a piece for Nusriin.

I know it's politically incorrect for me to say this but the party was dull - lifeless. Fazlyn knows this already, but I still hope she pardon me for blogging about it.

I suppose everyone still had a little bit of that exam fever(the bad fever) and thus, un-enthusiastic about the whole thing. Frankly, that's what I think, my opinion.

However, the good thing about it is that I suppose, in one way or another, we had fun. The ghost stories, the cake, the birthday song singing, and the shifting to another hut because two men came over requesting our "dance off" continue. Like, who would continue? Maybe you but not Fazlyn and certainly not me.

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Okay, this is what I've just thought.

You see, Fat people are lucky that they are fat. Though there are that numerous amount of downsides.

I'll state my facts as to why fat people should consider themselves lucky.

• No one will stalk them

I watch shows - because i'm such a drama addict - that has stalkers stalking the pretty actresses and maybe actors. These pretty actresses, or actors, are usually slender, shaped like an hour glass - slim.

Now how about those not so appealing in looks ones? They don't get stalked! However, they do have pretty best friends, these best friends would then turn to their "un-appealing" friends for advice.

See! Fat people don't get stalkers, but instead they get beautiful people as friends! Is that bad? Not so, right?

• Fat people have a lesser risk of getting raped

I don't really see much of newspaper articles being about fat people who got raped in an alley, or fat people getting rape in their home. No right? What I see is this beautiful 18 year old daughter, probably slim because that's what I conjure out of the picture given, getting locked up in a dungeon and getting raped over and over by her demonic father, who apparently thinks he should be given credit for keeping her alive. See the famous Xiaxue's blog for this.

• Fat people are harder to kidnap

I just thought about this one.

But it's true isn't it? Kidnappers have to kidnap someone swiftly, so no one can be the witness but imagine having to kidnap someone fat. Gosh, I think even if they were able to kidnap the person quickly, they'd still get caught easily by the police because their vehicle would look lopsided - one up and one down - from the outside and the fastest speed of the vehicle would be 10km/hour.

• Fat people still can wear all sorts of clothes

Haven't you seen shops that put up signs that goes,

"Sizes from S to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL"

So what makes you think, fat people's closet is limited? Pff, You're so wrong!

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See, this is why I'm proud that I'm ff....ffffff...............fffffff...........fffffffffffffffff........

Okay, I can't say/type it.

So i'll type this instead,

I'm thin, nnnnn........nnnnnnnnn............nnnnnnnnnnn...............oooo....

ugh! I can't do either!

Forget it, my body structure is like an alien, it's wiggly and jelly-like.

P/S I'm not thin, neither am I 456123 pounds. What's my weight? (:

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Right, not forgetting to mention, I have another dog in my house.

Name: FHUENDYHSS(I've no idea how to spell it) Pronounced as Island(without the d)
Age: 3 YEARS OLD
Breed: Jack Russell Terrier
Gender: Female

Reason as to why I don't know, is because this family gave it to us because they admitted to not having time to take care of it.

WAIT! Not forgetting DADA
NAME: DA DA
AGE: 4 YEARS OLD
BIRTHDAY: 10 MAY 2004 (BELATED BIRTHDAY DADA!)
BREED: JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
GENDER: MALE

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Okay, I have a problem.
My Dada wants to bite Islan all the time, is it possible for them to get along? Do they just need time? HOW TO MAKE THEM GET ALONG?